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Saturday, December 17, 2005
time: 7:46 PM
hello evrybdy
this is xuelin here
since elaine is too lazy to blog
i shall blog on her behalf
: DD

wht can i say ?
rottd at elaine's hse the whole day
she's a rathr busy persn
so many ppl tlkg to her
surprising
hahaha

let's tlk abt the chalet
(:

first day
elaine did smthg amazing
she jst kickd her door opn
as usual
she has no keys
wahahaha

went to the chalet
ROTTD
badly
missing dua na
playg mahjong ONLY

nxt thg
almst vomit blood
elaine lost her patience why ?
'cos of ANGELINE AW HAI QING

she dnt knw hw to play bridge
teach her can vomit blood
but we hve lots of patience
tgthr we taught her

she jst submits herslf tht's all
((:

nxt day was bettr
bbq
elaine's mom's an angel
she brought us food
THANKYOU

angeline's mom too
she brought us fr brunch
MOS !!!!
haha

they are both vry nice mothrs
gd life
elaine said
they hve vry nice daughtrs
i shant comment

alot of ppl came
unexpectd ppl lik zhihong
angeline's crush fr dnt knw hw long

mrs tan came
she busied herslf w angeline's mom
wahahaha


morgan's a lousy cook
his food were all chao ta-ed

the cake was vry 'NICE'
happy birthday TWO PRETTY GIRLS
*coughs

elaine said its a honest comment
ahem
shant say much
haha
'cos you all knw the truth
(x

tht stupid UNGRATEFUL WEIWEI
he dated jan out fr sunrise
he totally dumpd the jiemeis
hw cld he
tsktsk

elaine was heartbrkn
angeline frgot abt him
hahaha

wnt to the beach
oh one more thg
elaine ALWYS frgets her slots
hahaha

finally
we dated at the beach
watchg stars
admiring thm
yesyes
gd day

she said it was romantic
/:
not romantic enf i wld say

im nt her cup of fish
(x

dint slp
until 7
taught levinia tht stupid girl hw to play cards
its the most funny scene
yesyes

angeline
wahahaha
she says we keep bullying her
we so DID nt
she's jst slower
she wants us to teach her tactics
errr
this kinda thg
rathr tough

sad life

brkfst
(:
mcdonals !
they cheatd us of our hashbrowns
tsktsk
no morals

we wnt off w/o her
she stayd thr w her family

she spent quality time w her mom
sitting at the brkwaters
admiring the beautiful scenery fr 1 hr
nt bad eh

this is wht i call romantic

they wnt to hve roasted chickn
at some whr i dnt knw
elaine said its nt bad
yesyes i knw

she kept playing dai di
w her family
indeed
its quality time spent
her dad kept winning
nt bad

lady luck isnt shining on elaine

she woke up frkn early in the morng
and she left her hp undr the pillw
thn they checkd out
aftr they drove far awy
she suddnly rmbrd !
so they drove bck

thk god they retrieved it

thn she wnt hm and slpt
end of the chalet

our beloved woman came bck !!!!
she has HORRIBLE HAIR
she looks lik some chao ah lian
tsktsk
she shd hve dyed a nicer color
our cute JJ is gone

she now look lik a retard
hahaha

she bought us cheapskate presnts too
jst lik angeline
they both forgt to tear out the price tag
hahaha

elaine spent the whole day w her
lucky woman
she's damn happy
hee hee

she slpt ovr at cindy's hse
ate gd food as usual
curry beehoon you knw !
jealous ?

chattd throughout the night
nt bad nt bad
quality time spent yet agn

tlk abt tday
she rottd at home
i wnt to her hse to find her
we decided to do HMWRK
aint we gd girls ?
yesyes

she hve this urge to do hmwrk
she evn take the effrt to ask her frnd
thn in the end ?
she was stuck
at the 2nd qn

we calld fr hlp
the first persn we thought of was :
WEIWEI

we were such nice ppl
callg him out and all
askg him to come and visit us
in the end ?
he said NO

here is wht elaine hve to say :
"U IDIOTIC UNGRATEFUL BRAT
TO THINK I SHOWERED SO MUCH LOVE ON U
I TREATED U SO WELL!
YET U JUST LEFT ME DER TO DIE WITHOUT ANY FUTURE!
ARGH.
U RATHER GO WITH JAN TO WATCH SUNRISE EH?
OSO DUN WAN TEACH ME A MATHS LARH!
WIN LIAO LOR U
AT FIRST WANNA JUMP DWN DE BUILDING DE
BUT IN DE END DECIDE TO LIVE N PESTER U
TIL U COME ITE WITH ME
MUAHAHHAHA."

the above is elaine's ming yan abt weiwei
yesyes

weiwei tht ungrateful brat
she cheatd on her boyfrnd ME
and on all of her jiemeis
how cld she ?
huh
ungrateful

shant tlk abt her
ltr elaine get pissd off agn

angeline is nowhr to be seen

so we jst rottd in her hse
she's busy tlkg to her frnd
now she's not busy anymr

sad life sad life
jiemeis' fave phrase

i realise we hve a lot
e.g.
rathr
horrible
dnt neeeeeeeed
crazy !
sad life
no life
etc

duo dao shu bu qing
(:

this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

elaine sang tht

tht's all folks
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