YAYNESS.

WOOPEE.

MIDS ARE OVER (well for me anyway, many poor souls are still suffering. haha!)

I CAN FINALLY SLEEP MORE THAN 3HOURS A DAY.

GONNA MAKE IT UP FOR LOST SLEEP.

damn. i'm really gonna fail everything under the sun.
math was an embarrassment. poor ms chee. and poor me too, the only 1 subject i thought i might be able to do well.
history is *&^%$#@#$%^&%%$#@$#%&**&^%$#$%^&^$.
chemistry is the ultimate worst la! *&^%$#@#$%^&%%$#@$#%&**&^%$#$%^&^$ to the power of 1001 or something. ARGH.
literature was a big joke. i fell asleep halfway and still managed to have time leftover to sleep again. too stoned to even come up with nonsensical bullshit.

sigh. i'm never gonna promote at this rate!!! maybe i should start working hard after next monday. hmm.

haha no mood to blog already.

to all the poor souls out there! i.e. angeline with her physics(Bleah) and xuelin with her history and math. DON'T GIVE UP YET! (:

hahaha. funny video clip from Be Strong Guem Soon!! cute, korean guy dancing :D and doing many silly things for the girl he likes. rather unrealistic but hilarious. oh, ignore the very cheesy music inside.
cindy! must watch ah. hahaha.

i crown Circle Circle Dot Dot the most retarded song ever. (yes, beating You're Beautiful by James Blunt as well) omg. what's with this song?!
circle circle dot dot uh huh. uh huh. ok. ok.
like, what the hell?!
come on. even i can do better than that. and people actually find it nice?!

uh huh. ok.

haha. i'm just bored from reading Germany getting de-nazified, when this stupid song started playing on the radio. ok, back to the two opposed way of life: democracy vs. communism.

how interesting. -.-

ok. i have concluded, with very substantial evidence, that i will screw up midyears. at least for history anyway. ):

just read the convo between mr tan and some 0737 people, some history discussion. i need to read through mr tan's words like 2,3 times just to understand la. omggggggggg.

at least i might pass math and chem. but history and lit?! no way in hell. ARGH. sorta given up on them already.. ):

sigh. sad sad post.
boooooooooooo. =/

decided to blog again. so many funny things happened these two days. haha. all caused by our beloved He-woman. yep, she has finally decided that jiemeis are TREASURES. not all her other friends who only ask her go play badminton/ go mayday concert la. only WE are the nice ones who can save her from passing Olvls with only TWO subjects (which is chinese and arts by the way). even ITE won't accept her la! took you some time to get scared ah?? hmph. anyway, the ever kind and generous jiemeis have sacrificed our own midyear revisions to help her with her studies la. her chemistry is seriously atrocious. i've vomitted buckets of blood trying to teach her some really basic stuffs.

me: what is the oxidation state of OH?
dua na: er.. (10sec later) er, -1?
me: ok.
cindy: what is the oxidation state of hydroxide?
dua na: er.. (10sec later) er, + __(some forgotten number la)

-.- both of us started hyperventilating/whacking her/vomitting blood simultaneously.

believe me, that conversation can happened three times. omg.

me and cindy have concluded that her brain is the size of a pea. that's why when information enters from one ear, it comes out through the other without much obstruction/retention at all. but she insists it's bigger. so we suggested walnut, and she agreed. hahahhaha. funny woman.

really. the things she don't know. sigh. LI DUA NA. HOW TO HELP YOU LA ):

anyway, studied at Coffee Bean with the jiemeis today. pretty productive! haha. considering that i've eliminated all the common distractions, ie computer, tv, bed. haha. we should do it more often. seeing that there are only EIGHT DAYS left. omg. what happened to the entire holidays?! my history is so screwed. international history notes are collecting dust already.. T.T

HAHAHHAHA. omg. i've just tried something amusing. i've er, attempted to set our midyear timetable as my desktop wall paper. and because i'm not very savvy with microsoft paint, i just pasted the entire screen of the timetable. save, and set as wallpaper. hahaha. now it looks like i'm forever on that page, complete with the X button at the top right hand corner. haha. have a strong urge to click it la. haha. ok this is rather lame. but it serves as a reminder/warning la. motivate my lazy ass to go and study. hahaha. thanks, darren (:

good night!

lol. just saw a damn hilarious photo of my school's Principal DANCING. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yes, nyjc. LOL. really funny. angeline, you can go jiajie's blog to see. hehe.

omg cindy just asked me to go running with her at 8am. haha. i thought it was a joke at first. well, apparently she's serious about it. really weird..

i really wonder why people invented this thing called snooze on alarm clocks. it's like the perfect excuse to continue sleeping la. and it's quite miraculous, how even when you're still deep in your sleep you can still fumble around with the clock and manage to press that small button. worst thing is, my alarm clock allows me to press that button up to 5times. haha. by the time the ultimatum has arrived, it'll be too late for me to get up anyway. and so, i continue sleeping. lousy clock.

haha. ok all of the above is bullshit. like cindy have kindly mentioned to me. i am just plain lazy. oh well.

alright. too lazy to continue anymore. oh before i go, the answer to that riddle is: nothing.
feel like killing me? please don't. kill whoever started this. i was a victim too. haha.

ok i'm feeling damn irritated right now. all because of this stupid guy in friendster who posted the bulletin 'world's hardest riddle'.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like
celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not
figure this riddle out, but 84% of
kindergarten students were able to
figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
Can you guess the riddle? Just repost
this bulletin with the title "the
worlds hardest riddle", and then check
your inbox. You'll get a message with
the correct answer in it AND TRUST ME
IT WAS THE MOST SIMPLE THING U WOULDNT
HAVE GUESSED.

haha. and now it's my turn to irritate you guys. ignore the repost crap. yeah. so what's the answer? hehe.

anyway. another day gone by. i've done nothing productive/constructive. bleah.

by the way, slight edit to the previous post. when i mentioned a certain flying mammal. er, turns out that birds are not mammals. LOL. oopsie. it's not that i lack common sense or anything. it's just that i forgot some scientific fact taught in primary school. yeah (:

oh and by the way, again, that irritating riddle is posted by the same guy who posted the bulletin that cindy and i have mentioned. er, that one about guys' view on certain issues. hahaha.
interesting.

good night people (: i'm gonna wake up at 10am tomorrow to run. serious. haha. jiemeis don't belive me. gonna give them morning calls to prove to them. LOL.

happy guessing.

ok since i'm online anyway when i'm supposed to be studying, might as well blog a little anyway i've just changed a new skin yeah? it's nice la! this shade of green is quite pleasing to the eye. haha. 'cept maybe the boxes. hmm. nevermind. you can't have the cake and get to eat it too. HAHAHA, out of point. oh well.

jiemeis came over to my cave today, again, to rot, again, and play bridge, again. hahaha. it's like a routine la. can still see it continuing 10years down the road. haha. anyway, finally saw li dua na today and received the shock of my life. luckily i have a pretty strong heart. all the jiemeis started hyperventilating, clutching our poor hearts, and all went OMGGGGGG~ at once. hahaha. funny sight/moment. her hair! atrocious! now she really look like a chao ah beng.. omg. her new name is He-woman now. half shaved half long hair la! what the hell. we should chip in money to buy her a wig. seriously. poor her, actually. cos she had to endure a whole day of criticisms from the jiemeis. hahaha. mind you, almost all of us are lit students. tsk.

went for dinner at laopok ol' 147 and went for a walk in the field. haha. sounds like what a group of single, old women will do eh? sad life.

stupid cindy say cannot say too many bad stuffs about her. shall say some then. hehe.
well. there's this friendster bulletin that she showed me. it's about some guys' point of view on certain stuffs. here's a small excerpt of it:

Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

hahaha. hope she tries it out! omg imagine it...
cindy and some certain flying mammal walking along orchard road or something.. then her hand bumps here and there accidentally... if you have an ounce of imagination i'm sure you can complete the picture. LOL.

okok all the above mentioned are purely my imagination and are there for the sole purpose of irritating cindy. nothing real ok. i swear. haha. feeling better, cindy?

ok. run out of imagination for today (:

it's 1am in the morning.
so bored.
i'm just here to type some boring drivel so as not to make my blog seem so dead.

pretty much rotting my entire life away in my cave. haha. with the jiemeis.
hmm.

feel damn sick today. arggh. even though i quite enjoy being sick, masochistic i know. HAHA A NEW WORD LEARNT from darren. anyway, i'm starting to feel really horrible ):
backaches and cramps, coughing like i have TB, half my nose is blocked half is running. lol sounds funny. but its true T.T
albeit exaggerated but true. arggh.

alright enough crap. don't even know why i'm doing this.

ok ok. shall finally blog la. but i seriously don't see any point. nothing much happening in my life anyway. no scratch that, nothing interesting/exciting/blog-worthy stuffs. unless you count pure rotting with cindy and xuelin at my cave. hahaha. yeah i've officially accepted The Cave as the name for my room.

went for cj's Midsummer Night's Dream play yesterday with cindy. haha. quite nice, with loads of humour to keep me awake the entire time. some pretty good actors too. especially the guy who played the arse. haha. not that i didn't enjoy nanyang's othello! i think it's great too! but it pretty much sticked to the original thing. which is great from a lit student point of view. haha. but not from a normal 17 year old teen point of view if you get what i mean. still, great acting skills la! especially xiaoyan and the guy who played othello. haha.

duck finally came back from obs! haha. even though i proclaimed everywhere i missed her, she doesn't seem to believe. hmm. i wonder why. anyway, they came over my house to rot today. and typical of us, we bridged all the way. hahaha. yayness. this word really irritates the hell out of duck. it's working!! heh.

sigh. haven't been doing the logsheet! oh man. ANGELINE. SHALL WE GO RUNNING PLEASE?
sigh. haven't been studying! JIEMEIS. SHALL WE STUDY PLEASE? DUCK. NEED YOUR HELP WITH MATH ): lets cooperate yeah? you with my math, and me with your chem (: cheers to great partnership.

i really need to do something about my hair. the fringe is all over my face. argh. people probably think i'm some hideous freak who covers half of her face all the time. which is so not true. hahaha.

ok enough of crapping. shall er.. go read G.E so i can fall asleep faster. never fails, you know? good lullaby material. i highly recommend it (: